Imagine a video game where your bed can talk, your fridge flirts with you, and even your smoke alarm wants to date you. Sounds silly, right? That’s exactly what happens in a new game called Date Everything!, released on June 17, 2025.
The game is a dating simulator made by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17. It’s full of jokes, crazy characters, and weird adventures. But while it looks fun, many parents are asking: “Is this game okay for my teen?”
Let’s take a closer look.
What Kind of Game Is This?
You play as someone who just lost their job. Then, a strange person sends you a gift—magical glasses called Dateviators. These glasses bring your house to life. Suddenly, your couch, toaster, or even your feelings can talk and become your friends—or your dates!
You can build relationships with over 100 different characters, all with their own voices and personalities. It’s creative, funny, and very weird.
Why This Game Got a PEGI 16 Rating
This game is not for kids under 16. Here’s why the PEGI (Pan-European Game Information) group gave it a 16+ rating:
1. Strong Language
The game uses words like “fk,” “st,” and other very bad words. These words are not just written—they’re also spoken by the characters.
2. Adult Content
There are many jokes and scenes about s3x. Some characters say naughty things, make sexual noises, or talk about sex toys. These parts are not okay for young players.
3. Drugs and Alcohol
Some parts of the game talk about smoking, drinking, and using drugs. You’ll hear about “acid trips,” cocktails, and cigarettes. While the player doesn’t use these things, they are mentioned a lot.
4. Scary and Weird Themes
One character looks like a nightmare and talks about scary stuff like losing teeth. This might upset or confuse younger kids.
Good Things to Know Before You Buy
Here are a few facts parents should know before their teen plays:
- The game is single-player.
- It is full of jokes, but many are not meant for children.
- It’s available on PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch.
- You can buy it on Steam for ₹2,399 (or ₹2,449 with extra content).
What Do Parents Need to know?
Think about these questions before you allow your teen to play:
- Can they handle adult jokes and bad words?
- Do they understand what is real and what is just silly fun?
- Have they seen this kind of humor in movies or shows before?
If your answer is “no” to any of those, this game might not be the right choice—at least not yet.
Who Should Play (and Who Shouldn’t)
Here’s a quick way to tell if your child is ready:
- Under 13 – Too young. Not recommended.
- 13 to 15 – Still risky. Too much adult content.
- 16+ – Okay, but talk with your teen about the game’s jokes and messages.
- Adults – Yes, it’s made for grown-up humor.
System Requirements (For PC Players)
Minimum:
- Windows 10
- Intel i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
- 8 GB RAM
- NVIDIA GTX 660 or AMD R9 270
- 8 GB storage
Recommended:
- Windows 10
- Intel i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- NVIDIA GTX 1650 or AMD RX 570
- 8 GB storage for smooth play
Final Thoughts: Fun but Not for Everyone
Date Everything! is wild, funny, and very different from most games. But it has lots of adult themes, bad language, and strange moments. It’s not something you’d want a child or young teen to play.
If your child is 16 or older and understands that this is all just silly fantasy—not real life—then maybe it’s okay with guidance. But for younger players, it’s better to wait.
FAQs
What age is Date Everything! for?
It’s rated PEGI 16, so only for players 16 and up.
Is Date Everything! safe for kids?
No, it has sex jokes, bad words, and drug talk.
What kind of game is Date Everything!?
It’s a dating simulator where you can date objects and ideas, like a fridge or “existential dread.”
Can I play Date Everything! on console?
Yes! It works on Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC.
How much does Date Everything! cost?
The basic game is ₹2,399. A version with extra content is ₹2,449.
